Entries tagged "Humor"

Praise be the internet. Kudos to the enabler of semi-illiterate, half-baked, lunatic fringe turned advice bloggers.  Thanks to Bill Gates, Mark Andreeson,  Vint Cerf, Al Gore the world is served with unqualified morons like me giving the free advice worth twice the price. Every time I read a 8 Ways to Read More

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When you are the worst mass transit system in the solar system, how do you get customers to regain faith in you? How do you get vigilant trolls like @unsuckdcmetro to stop bashing you?  Well you could spend some of your taxpayer money on actually building a safer, more reliable, more cost effective Read More

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There are two things that have always bothered me and I want to get them off my chest: I've Been Working On The Railroad - In that song and I quote, "someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, Someone's in the kitchen I know."  Here's my question, when the singer says, "someone's in Read More

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Today the rumor flew.... Apple is going to build a car.  I'm sure it will be a design dream and with that in mnd I'd like to be the first to review the automobile. The Mr Cranky First Drive Apple Car Review It drives like a dream, it's attractive and a head Read More

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A little background,  In DC there is an invitation-only, CEO organization called Mindshare.  Each year since it’s founding the Mindshare educational program graduated an average of 30 - 50 CEOs. Today the organization claims over 700 CEOs. The Alumni network is substantial and connected sporting an active alumni listserv. The listerv features Read More

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Anyone can tell you what happened in the past but it takes a true visionary to give you a look back at a year that is about to happen. Looking back at the year ahead is the sign of a true visionary!!!! So here's my annual look back at the Read More

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I've run software companies. I’ve been a software prodect manager.  I've sold software. I've bought software. Yet, in the last 8 months, I’ve learned more about software development while working for 10Pearls, DC’s top software development firm, than I learned in 35 years as a technology executive. So here’s some Read More

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My allergies are raging. There are three people in my house suffering from it. So six days ago I bought a 24 pack of 12 hour Zyrtec D's. Now let me do the math here. Three people, 24 hours in a day, that should last about...... hmmmmm..... now don't rush Read More

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