Entries tagged "Humor"

Can You tell the difference between a adolescent, pre-pubescent, childish, narcissistic tweet from Donald Trump and 16 year old Betty Anne Magillicutty?  In the comment try and identify with of the following tweets are  the real tweets from the Donald.   I don’t cheat at golf but @SamuelLJackson cheats—with his game Read More

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One Monday night, sitting in a bar with several friends of mine who happen to share the fact that we all have a few (code for most) dog angel investment or two that we’ve made in the last few years and the talk turned to our Zombie companies that are Read More

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If you haven’t heard by now, Ashley Madison, a match.com for people in a relationship looking to cheat on their partners was hacked and the group that hacked them released a customer list. This Hack is an unfortunate event with a new local twist. Not only are several DC Technology luminaries Read More

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It happens every day. Someone asks, where's Mr Cranky? When will he be back? Please help us make the world a better place with his ranting! Well I just wanna say that there is a new day dawning around here. A day filled with sweetness and light. A day filled Read More

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I don’t know about you but I’m banning garbage and scumbags from my life. That’s why the Washington Redskins owned by Daniel Snyder will receive no support from me in the form of Ticket Sales, Merchandise Sales, or sales of any kind and by the way….. Johnny Rockets can go Read More

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It’s apple Dick Tracy had one in the 50’s It’s a very expensive hula hoop Its space has been reserved, right next to Google Glass in the Bad Fad Museum Everyone is going to want one… until they don’t Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it… anyone want to overpay for Read More

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Praise be the internet. Kudos to the enabler of semi-illiterate, half-baked, lunatic fringe turned advice bloggers.  Thanks to Bill Gates, Mark Andreeson,  Vint Cerf, Al Gore the world is served with unqualified morons like me giving the free advice worth twice the price. Every time I read a 8 Ways to Read More

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When you are the worst mass transit system in the solar system, how do you get customers to regain faith in you? How do you get vigilant trolls like @unsuckdcmetro to stop bashing you?  Well you could spend some of your taxpayer money on actually building a safer, more reliable, more cost effective Read More

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